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SPEAR KNIGHT Asparagus Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt.

Read the description that goes with the design and you'll enjoy the humor.

This classic drawing of asparagus has a suggestive description which describes the wearer. It reads:

"Super tender, sweet, delicate tight heads in warm climates. 
Predominately male hybrid with superb spear quality.
Performs well in any garden and is a real producer.
Remarkably disease resistant and returns year after year."


This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28